I must admit leaving college was somewhat of a bummer. You just get so used to being in that place for four years، and its rather sad to leave it behind for good. And since I have no intention of acquiring an additional degree، I doubt I will go back. Oh well، life definitely does go one. What about yourself? Are you graduating this year? If so، you may want to get on top of those college graduation announcements. Hey، this is no joke، folks. You should be proud of what youve accomplished academically. Acquiring a bachelors degree or high is no small feat. Let the world and the ones you love know what youre capable of. Theyll come to praise your outstanding achievement. Besides، when is the next time youre going to receive praise and respect like this? Well، just a thought.
Do you want to know the true story behind college graduation announcements? Okay، listen up because it goes like this. So youre about to get that big-time diploma. Were talking a bachelors degree in science or arts. This is no mere high school diploma. Graduating from a university is a big deal. It means that youre much more likely to acquire a career you actually want. Anyway، what do you think these college graduation announcements are going to lead to? Ill tell you whats next. Cold hard cash! Its that cut and dry، ladies and gentlemen. Oh، and dont forget the various other presents and prizes from relatives and acquaintances. Why else do you thing some individual long ago came up with the concept of college graduation announcements? It was for the booty! I mean that in a pirate/loot kind of sense. Graduating from college equals money and gifts from the proud ones.
Okay، have I convinced you yet to go crazy with the college graduation announcements? Yeah، now youre going to send these babies to folks you dont really even know. In fact، youre probably making a massive list from your Myspace account right now. Hey، I dont blame you. College graduation announcements are a powerful tool. I knew this when I witnessed one of my buddies receive a Hummer from his grandparents. Just sit and think about that for a while.
